No porking at any time

THE Vegetarian Society says it is “sickened” and “outraged” to hear that one of its members cars was covered in bacon in a freak attack in Carlisle.



The victim – a young woman from Ambleside – had parked her car in the shadow of Carlisle Castle with a sticker in the rear window proclaiming her membership of the Vegetarian Association.



On returning to her car last week – which was National Vegetarian Week – she discovered that someone had covered her car windscreen with rashers of bacon.

From the News & Star.