Be Like Mike

Q: What do Harriet Miers, Martha Stewart, President Bush and Mike Mussina have in common?

A: None of them has ever won a World Series.

In 2000 the Yankees won their fourth World Series in five years. In that off-season they signed Mike Mussina as a free agent. In the five years since then they have not won the World Series. Coincidence?

And while I'm asking questions, why doesn't Randy Johnson object when people call him the Big Eunuch? You'd think it would bother him greatly. Or maybe not.