Forget the U.N., Let's Join the WTO

If you don't know what to do with your life, perhaps you should go to Toilet College and try to get a job with The World Toilet Organization.

If you visit the World Toilet website, you can learn about such things as "School Toilet Ambassadors," the "Happy Toilet Programme," and World Toilet Day. Just be sure to save your money so that you can attend the World Toilet Summit, which this year is to be held in Belfast.

Don't forget to visit the World Toilet Support Centre page where you can request information on starting your very own toilet association.

Of course, always practice Good Toilet Etiquette: